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Flinders: I give up. Fine, you can do that subject if you want. And could someone please, please fix the bloody website so it's accurate! (That last one is seriously a direct quote from her email. You know you've won when they start swearing at you in writing X3)
'narti: Score!
Dad: Score! I'm still going in tomorrow about the other one.
'narti: Rawk X3 I'll print off my timetable so you can talk to [tutor] after the class.
Flinders Timetable: *all bloo! meaning all enrolled and shiny!*
'narti: ....... *hysteric laughs*

I'm in! I'm finally bloody IN! Dad's still going to go in to talk to people, cos he told them he would, and just to make certain that they're not going to try and pull anymore fast ones on me. But yus, what's that? 14 hours before the class starts? I'm enrolled XD;;

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Flinders: Congrats, you're enrolled =D Look, here's all the money we're taking from you.
'narti: Rawk =D *registers in classes* Well bugga. Those two are full. No, wait, place in that one, I'm in =D
Flinders: ...No you're not.
'narti: Fuh?
Flinders: You're not in either of them.
'narti: But I've paid~
Flinders: Nup, you're not in.
'narti: Yes I bloody am. Look. Money, acceptance letter, name on the class list...
Flinders: Lalalalala not listening~
'narti: No, look, I'm bloody in. Ignore that one for the mo; I'm in and there's nothing you can say against it =P The other one~ I've also paid for. So NYEH.
Flinders: Nup. Prereqs you haven't done for them.
'narti: What bloody prereqs?
Flinders: You have to be accepted into the degree first.
'narti: Site said nothing about that. Head of Creative Writing person didn't say anything about that when I talked to her in January.
Flindrs: Yeah, well... we're making up the rules as we go along.
'narti: Screw you.
Flinders: Do this subject instead =D Lookie, same name, different code =D
'narti: ...You suck at prereqs. That one has THREE. The ones I'm trying to do enrolled in have NONE~~
Flinders: ...
'narti: I'm setting my dad on j00~ >0
Dad: Offer + acceptance + money = contract, which you're now trying to break. Meeting tomorrow at 3. Sucks to be you >D
Flinders: ...Well shit.

I made the last line up. They haven't replied ot that email yet. Rest of it's word for word tho =3

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HAMLET (alone: To fuck or be fucked.
(Enter Ophelia)
OPHELIA: My lord!
HAMLET: Fuck off to a nunnery!


PRODUCER: Act 3 may be a bit long. In fact, generally, I think we've got a bit of a length problem [...] Some of that stand-up stuff in the middle of the action.
SHAKESPEARE: You mean the soliloquies?
PRODUCER: Yes. And I think we both know which is the dodgy one [...] To be... nobler in the mind... mortal coil, that one. It's boring, Bill. The crowd hates it. Yawnsville.
SHAKESPEARE: Well, that one happens to be my favourite, actually.
PRODUCER: Bill, you said that about the avocado monologue in King Lear. And the tap dance at the end of Othello. Be flexible. [...] Give it some pizzazz. How does it begin that speech?
SHAKESPEARE: 'To be'.
PRODUCER: Come on, Bill.
SHAKESPEARE: 'To be a victim of all life's earthly woes or not to be a coward and take death by his proffered hand'.
PRODUCER: There, now, I'm sure we can get that down.
SHAKESPEARE: No, absolutely not. It's perfect.
PRODUCER: How about 'To be a victim or not to be a coward'?
SHAKESPEARE: It doesn't make sense, does it? To be a victim of what? To be a coward about what?
PRODUCER: OK, OK, take out 'victim', take out 'coward'. Just start with 'To be or not to be'.
SHAKESPEARE: You can't say that. It's gibberish.
PRODUCER: But it's short, William. It's short. Listen to it--it flows. 'To be or not to be, that is the question.' Da da da da da da da da da da.
SHAKESPEARE: You're damned right, it's the question. They won't have any bloody idea what he's talking about.
(Rowan Atkinson & Hugh Laurie)


Just randomly flicked through my textbook for one of my subjects this semester. I think I'll be able to handle my readings this time XD

...I'll stop spamming now. Rilly. Going to bed *nodnod* *nicks off*

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GOT IT =DD