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Oh yeah, Mum was watching the Hitchhiker's Guide movie today, so I sat down to watch the last half hour or so. Mum reckons it started off well, stayed true to the series, then just went whacked not long before I came in.

(Note: This whole post will make NO sense to those who haven't seen the original BBC series of this. It'll just be a whole post of "What the hell is 'narti on?")

Zaphod is WRONG with only one head and two arms. Marvin should NOT be chibi. They started putting in random scenes that had nothing to do with the rest of the movie, only delayed their arrival on Magrathea, and then they cut it off before they got to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe anyway. Slartibartfast was also not Slartibartfast. I mean, he had the exact lines as the original, but he was just wrong .-.

And they took Marvin with them from Magrathea! He's supposed to stay there for a few million years and becopme the car park attendant for that rock concert, then he saves them from the ship crashing into the sun. How's he supposed to save them if he comes with them? Grah.

And Deep Thought was female. And ditzy. More like female!Holly than Deep Thought. Ugh.

And of course they never got to find out the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything. The only question Arthur was interested in was, "Is Trillian the one for me? And the answer to that is most certainly not 42." Fuh?

Just... arg *flails arms* The only decent bit I saw was the whale and the bowl of petunias, and that was only because it was almost exactly the same as the original, complete with dodgy budget-80s-BBC-esque whale. In which case, why bother with the movie?

So yeah. All in all, I was as unimpressed with the thing as expected.

Slartibartfast~~~ ;____;

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Here you are, as promised, 'narti's guitar sex songs =DD Download~~~ them, cos they are teh cool <3

Why do you love me? ~ Garbage
Because Garbage rules, as well you should know if you know me <3

Holy Grail ~ Hunters and Collectors
It's one of the two sorta theme songs for the footy on telly here. How could a footy song not be gutsy? Plus it's fun to sing "I'm still here! I'm still a fooooooool for the hooooooly graaaaaaaail!"

Boulevard of Broken Dreams ~ Green Day
The ending is especially fabby, and omfg hearing that live was so incredibly brilliant <3 <3

Touch, Peel and Stand ~ Days of the New
Heard this one on the radio once a coupla weeks back. Bitta percussion and vocals, but mostly classical guitars. Must be three or four in the song at once. Yummmm X)

Bad Boyfriend ~ Garbage
Opening track on the Bleed Like Me album, so you know it's going to have good guitars XD Plus Garbage still rule X)~

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Okay, for the last couple of days I've put my playlist on fron beginning to end, no randomising, searching for guitar sex songs. Because I LOVE guitars, classical and electric. Which is why it's so incredibly spiffy having a brother that plays for half an hour, an hour every day X)

But yeah, back to the original point: Of my 631 songs (I know, modest collection, but I never feel like skipping any of them), I've found FIVE guitar sex songs. That's pitiful. So! I'm making a callout for guitar sex songs. Sexy vocals are great (hey, that's half the reason 10% of my playlist is Garbage. The other half is guitars), but I want GUITARS. The kind of guitars that almost give you goosebumps they're so strong.

I'd upload what I've got so far, but~ I'm downloading something already. We have five days to use up 5 gigs of downloads, so I'm doing my best to abuse the bandwidth to all hell. Not really working because everything I want to download ISN'T WORKING. So yeah. Tomorrow maybe, if I remember/can be buggered.

Mmmm~ guitars.