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Moi: "what are the themes of the fantastic in 'the coffee pot'?" 500 word essay
Sallie: ... percolation
Moi: or, more specifically, "quels sont les thèmes du fantastique dans 'la cafetière'?"
Moi: *SNERK*
Moi: this coffee pot dances
Moi: and then pours coffee for the guests
Moi: who, btw, climbed out of paintings
Moi: then stared at a clock and started dancing when it hit midnight
Moi: then the main character fell in love with one of them
Moi: yaknow, as ya do
Sallie: . . .
Sallie: is this a French story?
Sallie: cos ya know... then I could say "Only for the french"
Moi: oh totally
Moi: http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=http://www.fabellia.com/wmview.php%3FArtID%3D13&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3D%2522la%2Bcafeti%25C3%25A8re%2522%2Bgautier%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1B3GGGL_en__220__221 there's the google translaton, short little thing, makes enough sense if you read it lsowly XD; it gets a little confusing in the middle where it keeps calling the woman 'it' tho
Sallie: ... fuck your french coffee pot story
Moi: XDDD
Sallie: Kyuu: Tell her, it only takes one word. Ctrl-v and ctrl-c five hundred times. 'Why?!' - if you want to be original, make the last one capitals.
Moi: *ded*
Moi: or, since it's a french essay, "pourquoi?"
Sallie: ... YES
Sallie: BONUS POINTS
Moi: XDDDDDD
Moi: you're both idiots and i love you XD