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Mon, Jan. 26th, 2009 12:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
annarti
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY~!
May you all have awesome barbecues, with many a lamb chop and Spider glasses of Woodie's lemonade and iced coffee and your state's beer of choice! Celebrate your national day by eating at least one half of the coat of arms! Turn on the cricket or tennis in the background somewhere! Boycott ALL footware except thongs! Play beach cricket or road tennis or marks up! Get watchband lines and matching goggles and thong lines! Yell 'Oi oi oi!' at the top of your lungs, cos everyone knows what it means! Play as much Powderfinger, Hunters and Collectors, Whitlams, Barnsie, and damnit, even Kylie, as you can get your hands on! Tell someone overseas about the dangers of brown snakes, box jellyfish and drop bears! Tape a flag to your car aerial (how the frig do you spell that) because there are about three days in the year when you can do this and not look like you haven't been bothered taking it down from the last specified day!
Go forth and be Aussie, cos damnit, this country RULES.
edit~ cos... duh.
May you all have awesome barbecues, with many a lamb chop and Spider glasses of Woodie's lemonade and iced coffee and your state's beer of choice! Celebrate your national day by eating at least one half of the coat of arms! Turn on the cricket or tennis in the background somewhere! Boycott ALL footware except thongs! Play beach cricket or road tennis or marks up! Get watchband lines and matching goggles and thong lines! Yell 'Oi oi oi!' at the top of your lungs, cos everyone knows what it means! Play as much Powderfinger, Hunters and Collectors, Whitlams, Barnsie, and damnit, even Kylie, as you can get your hands on! Tell someone overseas about the dangers of brown snakes, box jellyfish and drop bears! Tape a flag to your car aerial (how the frig do you spell that) because there are about three days in the year when you can do this and not look like you haven't been bothered taking it down from the last specified day!
Go forth and be Aussie, cos damnit, this country RULES.
edit~ cos... duh.