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[annarti]

Alrighty, results to this meme. Feel free to ask more on said post, but only if you don't click the lj-cut here first =P

So, first of all, the numbers:

1. Inel (pikeman of the Own; good listener)
2. Fali (healer; uber stylish)
3. Yan (first king of Raykin; manipulative bastard)
4. Anganur (pikeman of the Own; blokiest bloke that ever bloked)
5. Kurae (swordie of the Own; stoic chef)
6. Lynnlita (princess of Llayad; overbearing and decidedly up herself)
7. Nolryn (prince of Raykin; archer of the Own; lovely boi, if gullible)
8. Ramnaré (healer; desert girl)
9. Nimay (if you don't know who she is, I don't know why~ you're reading this)
10. Yoryl (blade archer of the Own; gay boi and flaunts it)
11. Mithé (king of Raykin; makes bad dad jokes)
12. Gylepi (archer of the Own; family man)
13. Yamin (again, why are you here~ if you don't know who she is?)
14. Lii (healer; very quiet and shy)
15. Kaen (blade archer of the Own; sexy but a complete bastard)



perfectdays asked:

1) 7 (Nol) and 13 (Yamin): WHO TOPS?
And~ 'narti was killed right off the bat. Stone dead. CASSIE KILLED ME. I HOPE SHE'S HAPPY.
In answer to the question... they'd never go at it in the first place! That's just a weird and entirely wrong concept. It'd be like... me and Colin. It's just SQUICKY~~~~~~
....Nol. Clearly.

2) 3 (Yan), 6 (Lynnlita), and 9 (Nimay) are STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND. WHAT HAPPENS?
OMG clash of personalities much? A fallen king, a Llayan princess and an army General. Obviously they'd ALL want to lead, and~ stuff. Well, they're stranded, so presumably Yan and 'may are wingless, otherwise they wouldn't be stranded, would they? There would be death, and bitching. Probably more bitching than death. NONE of these people would have a snowball's of getting on well enough to get off the bloody thing. So yeah, bitching followed by death =D

3) 1 (Inel) and 2 (Fali) gain super powers and have a CAGE MATCH. DETAIL THEIR SUPER POWERS + THE MATCH 8D.
Ooh gawd XDDD Fali would have Seductive Looks and stuff like that, which would FORCE poor Inel to go all googly-eyed =0 But! Inel can do... erm... stuff! Oh~ the stuff that boi can do. I have no idea. He's far too down-to-earth to have super powers oO EARTHQUAKE. He EARTHQUAKES THE CAGE. And Fali loses her concentration of Seductive Looks and goes "ARG!" but~ she's a healer, so she can get back up and probably win somehow. Just because that's fun XDD

4) 4 (Anganur), 5 (Kurae), 8 (Ramnaré), 10 (Yoryl) and 11 (Mithé) find themselves somehow forced to participate in the school musical/play. What musical/play are they in and what parts do they perform 8D? (And do they do it badly or well 8D?)
...OMFG XDDDDDDDD Well Anganur and Kurae'd walk out in the first two minutes... And the other three would be in~~ Cinderella =D Yoryl can be Cinderella, Ramnaré would be Prince Charming, and Mithé can play everyone else, cos like HELL Anganur or Kurae would accept to being the fairy godmother or an ugly sister.


k8thefreak asked:

1) characters 6 (Lynnlita), 9 (Nimay), 14 (Lii) are asked to audition for the same feature film role. they all find out about the others and are first having a dinner together. What happens?
Lynnlita would bitch at 'may, 'may would calmly ignore her before losing her temper and bitching back (yes, she can do that without words =P She's talented) and Lii would sit wideyed on the sidelines poking tentatively at her salad. Then probably quit the movie the next day and vow never to be an actress again =D;

2) characters 3 (Yan), 8 (Ramnaré), 12 (Gylepi), 15 (Kaen) and 7 (Nolryn) are all stuck in a broken down car, who makes out with whom? who ends up with a broken leg and who loses most of their clothing and why?
Yan would piss off pretty early in the piece, so that's him sorted. Unfortunately for plot/interest purposes, they're all straight, except Ramnaré who is bi, and would probably get with Kaen. Because Kaen is hawt. However! He's also a BASTARD and would probably break her leg. Either that, or the two archers, Gylepi and Nol, would play some immature archer prank on Kaen the blade archer, so he'd~ have his leg broken. Ooh yes, and then Ramnaré the healer fixes him up and it goes from there. Obviously Kaen'd be the one to lose clothing. Cos he's hawt X3

3) character 4 (Anganur) and 1 (Inel) are in a rather suspicious position when character 13 (Yamin) falls on top of them. character 2 (Fali) walks in on the three of them. What is really goin on? What has happened and is about to happen.
Buggered if I know XD; Anganur and Inel in a suspicious position? That would honestly never happen. Even if they were incredibly drunk, I can't see either of them going "I love you man~!" and planting a big kiss on the other's lips. Maybe if Anganur had his hands full with the next round of beer, and Inel was fishing into his pockets to get money out to pay for them? And then... Yamin is at the pub for some reason. Erm... getting her sister? The girls dragged her for a girls' night out, that'd work. So, she trips or ends up being pushed in the back or something, and falls on top of them. Fali wanders over and packs up laughing, and insinuates about it for months, if not years~ to come XD


rira_chan asked:

1-6 (Inel, Fali, Yan, Anganur, Kurae, Lynnlita) are the White team, 7-12 (Nol, Ramnaré, Nimay, Yoryl, Mithé, Gylepi) are the Red team. The two teams are PITTED AGAINST each other, which side will win? HOWEVER, the remainders 13 (Yamin), 14 (Lii), and 15 (Kaen) pull strings so that it's the other side who are declared the official winners. What tactics will they use?
Assuming Yan doesn't piss off this time, his team would clearly win. He's certainly got more powerful magic than 'mayInel, Anganur and Kurae would be good enough to get past 'may and Yoryl, and cut up Gylepi's and Nol's bowstrings, so that renders them pretty much useless. Mithé used to be a blade archer, but like hell he could do anything anymore. And Ramnaré's a healer. Lynnlita and Fali could quite easily sit on the sidelines filing their nails and doing their lippy while the boys did all the work.
But then! Yamin~ and Nimay~ do some l33t twins magic skillz0rz to hinder Yan (I dunno what. Haven't figured out what they're going to do in SH yet either) and booyeah, Team White has lost their major weapon =0 So then~~ 'min would be able to heal peoples on the Red team, Kaen... probably wouldn't throw Gylepi and Nol a dagger. He'd prolly fling them at the opposition tho. And Lii would be sitting there going o_____o


richardiii asked:

Characters 6 (Lynnlita), 9 (Nimay) and 15 (Kaen) have to make $10,000 in two days. How do they pull it off.
...They so couldn't. There's a distubing number of these questions that require 'may and Lynnlita to work together XD; So yeah... Kaen would be hitting on Lynnlita, because yes, he reckons he has a chance with Llayan royalty, Lynnlita would bitch about her teammates, then 'may would throw her hands up in frustration and go poke Nol and Mithé for ten grand of treasury money =D


ladylight asked:

1 - If 14 (Lii) is taller than 13 (Yamin), and 11 (Mithé) is shorter than 12 (Gylepi), and 9 (Nimay) has three apples, how many oranges does 1 (Inel) have?
Seventeen *nods wisely* Inel likes oranges =D

2 - If 2 (Fali), 4 (Anganur), 6 (Lynnlita) and 8 (Ramnaré) competed in Celebrity Survivor, who would kill Dicko first?
...I'd be tempted to say Anganur, but I have a sinking feeling they'd get along well together >> In which case... the three girls would gang up and knock them both off X3

3 - If 15 (Kaen) wrote a letter to the editor about 7 (Nol), what would it most likely be complaining about?
Haha, what wouldn't he complain about? XD Kaen and Nol rea~lly don't get on, mostly because of the whole archer v blade archer thing. Means that by default, Kaen's just a complete and utter git to all archers, but especially Nol. Nol gets irritated easily, and~ he's the prince, so that gives him extra reason to be pestered X3 But yeah, Kaen hates him XD

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drazzi asked:

2 (Fali) and 11 (Mithé) SOMEHOW have a lovechild. What does it look like, act like and what's it called?
OH DEAR GOD NO. MY BRAIN HAS BURNT. OW.
*deeeeeeeeeeep breath* Okay. That would be one buggered-up kid. Would prolly end up with birth defects given that Mithé's pushing sixty, missing fingers or got six toes or something, half a lung missing, I dunno. That, or it would be a very cute little thing, cos Fali's quite lovely, and Mithé used to be when he was fit and younger... so yeah, depending on presence or absence of birth defects, it'd be as show-offy as Fali (and Nol, cos technically he would be this kid's half-brother... omfg he'd torture it XD;;;;) or~ it'd hide in the corner. Mithé would make sure it'd be a good ruler tho, cos he kinda buggered up on the first one. Name? Hell knows. Ankoi. Yes, I came up with that one the same way as every other name X3

8 (Ramnaré), 10 (Yoryl) and 15 (Kaen) - more likely to threesome or fight?
Oh threesome, definitely. The purple shirts fighting? Surely not! Yoryl also has the hots for Kaen. Clearly not mutual, but hey, for the purposes of the question, why not? X3 *ponderponder* Not quite sure how Ramnaré would fit into this situation tho. Kaen, like most Riverfolk, has a chip on his shoulder about the desert people, not helped by the fact that Gylepi's part desert and 100% archer. But then, he doesn't think much of women anyway, desert or otherwise, so he'd probably take her. Ramnaré and Yoryl would look at each other and go "....um.... should I find you hot or not?"

What is 3s (Yan's) biggest fantasy?
Disturbingly boring, I'm afraid. Rule all of Tsyllaes with the rest of his family. Yeah, didn't see that one coming, did you? .-.


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garney asked:

1 (Inel), 3 (Yan), 9 (Nimay) and 14 (Lii) go to the park together for a picnic thing. Who brings what food? Who dances in the fountain? Who pushes who on the swing?
That would be one sca~ry picnic o.o;; Assuming nobody kills anyone else, Inel would bring the booze, Yan would take the... I dunno. The barbey. Not food, but required anyway. 'may would bring the chops and sausages, and Lii would bring the salad =D 'may would definitely be the one to dance in the fountain XD And Inel would push Lii on the swing, aww~

2 (Fali) and 11 (Mithé) go on a date to see a film. What film do they see? Where do they sit? Do they make out/have sex in the back row?
*DEADED* I have no~~~~~~ idea. Do they even know each other? Must be a blind date XD;; In which case, it'd be some chick flick, prolly. Bridget Jones's Diary maybe, first thing that came to mind XD; Obviously sit up the back, cos that's where the best seats are, and I would SHOOT MYSELF if they made out in the back row xX

6 (Lynnlita) is told to babysit 12 (Gylepi) and 13 (Yamin), how does 6 (Lynnlita) entertain them? When parents 4 (Anganur) and 15 (Kaen) come home, do they still have a house?
.............................That has given me the most disturbing mental images yet, and I was asked who would top out of Nol and 'min XDDDDDDDDDDDDD Kaen and Anganur are without doubt the straightest guys in the Own XD;;;;;;;
OKAY. Assuming that 'min and Gylepi are of babysittable age, Lynnlita has her work cut out for her XD; 'min would be fine, but Gylepi would be an absolute terror. He's still a terror, really, especially when he's with the other archers X3 So yeah, dunno what Lynnlita could do, poor girl XD; Put on Aladdin or something and give him a plastic sword to play with afterwards, then hope to all the gods of Llayad that he doesn't smash any lamps with it. It wouldn't be long before she'd lose her temper and frighten the living hell out of him tho, so there'd be a house at the end XDD

5 (Kurae), 7 (Nol), 8 (Ramnaré) and 10 (Yoryl) go on a road trip. Who is driving? Who is attempting to give directions? Where are they trying to go and where do they actually end up?
Nol definitely driving. Nobody else would really be game to, 'cept may~~~~be Kurae, but that's a VERY big maybe. Directions? Ooh good one. Prolly Ramnaré. Being a desert chickadee I'd imagine she's pretty good with directions. Directions~~ to~~~~~ somewhere. Either Alice Springs, cos that's dead centre of Australia and most like Ni-Yana, or~~ the Gold Coast, because everyone but Kurae is a party animal =DD And the Gold Coast has theme parks. Kurae is too agreeable to bother arguing, and he's clearly only there to perve on Yoryl, so what does he care where they go? X3

Comments

[perfectdays.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAA THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. A+++ I APPROVE ♥.

[annarti.livejournal.com]

I was amused XDDDD

[creatore-magico.livejournal.com]

This is awsome! I think I will have to do this mem it looks like alot of fun! <3 *chuuu*

Love for this >D

[annarti.livejournal.com]

It IS XDDDD Beware tho, it could well kill you XDDD

[drazzi.livejournal.com]

B+ but not enough Kurae =3

(Kurae and Anganur would be GREAT ugly sisters.)

[annarti.livejournal.com]

They'd certainly have the ugly down pat XDDD

And I only do Kurae if he gets picked, otherwise it's kinda pointless me having the numbers at all X3

[drazzi.livejournal.com]

I wish I'd chosen Kurae, I'd be sooo happy XD

[drazzi.livejournal.com]

Kurae is too agreeable to bother arguing, and he's clearly only there to perve on Yoryl, so what does he care where they go? X3

FOR THE WIN!

[annarti.livejournal.com]

XDDD You fangirl you XD *glomps*

[garney.livejournal.com]

My questions wins!! Yoryl and Kurae in the back seat together, SQUEE!

[ladylight.livejournal.com]

*cackles and claps hands* Eee hee hee! XD XD [/6-year-old]

We loves this meme, we does. We feels compelled to nick it, we does.

Fali wanders over and packs up laughing, and insinuates about it for months, if not years~ to come XD

Just like Evil Topping Prince Nol! Ahahaha!

[annarti.livejournal.com]

You should~~~~ because it brings endless fun XDDDD As I warned Saku tho, it could well kill you. Several times. So be warned~~ XDDD