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[annarti]

Dear AmEx,

Stop inviting me to get a platinum credit card! I didn't earn $65k a year when I was 19, and I don't earn $65k a year now, either. Frankly, I'm bloody impressed if there are any 19 year olds in the country earning $65k a year.

Love,
pov uni student



Dear Pub,

PLEASE HIRE MEEEEEEEEEE T___T

Love,
still a pov uni student



Dear KC,

You pwn liek woah :D

Love,
squeey but still pov uni student

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I should try that next one they send XD This letter's already gone in the bin and off to the rubbish dump, but doubtless I'll get another one in a coupla months. How much business can they possibly get from under-25s, anyway? Hoi~